Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
you better ride until your nipples get hard
iām not even playinā
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Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
how many of yāall cry during (one of my workouts)?
oh thatās a lot
[buries head]
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Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
i just plugged my bike helmet into my couch to charge in case youāre wondering what stage of civilization we are currently in
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
how many people on that leader board do you think barry white had a helping hand in creating
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Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
nothing worse than showing up to the nude beach unprepared
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
I am pleased to announce that I just got a PR on a chicken curry bowl speed run and will now be setting down my spork and retiring from professional chicken curry bowl speed running.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
instr: iām not gonna give you dietary recommendations. but i am going to tell you to consume more reggae.
instr: [talks for 3 minutes about eating only burritos]
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Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
āexpanding your pantryā points to butt
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Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
how is this not violating a gag order?
(i guess itās not about the jurors or witnesses, but still)
(also how tf did i get on this list)
(i responded that i want him arrested)
(they did not respond to that)
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
tfw when the system tells you how it works
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover š¤©
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
okay time to stop reading the news for today i guess
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
so, uh, all lint from polyester, acrylic, spandex, etc. is microplastic right
cool cool cool
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
folding a burrito inside a hot skillet while itās warming up is not a skill i ever expected to regret developing
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread a poignant one: "the map had an X that meant nothing"
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
if you: - need some entertainment - want to read phonetically balanced groups of sentences - are testing a voice communication system try the harvard sentences! great for snark, tautologies, and even some wisdom.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
me: are you mad jon hamm is in the new season of morning show? her: yes!! me:why? her: heās always a dick in everything! heās a dick in bridesmaids and heās a dick in 47 gentlemen! me: 47 gentlemen?!?!?!
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
despite all my rage i am still just a little bit late to work every day
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
to boil the ocean you must first put the frog into the water
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
rarely seen in nature. one lucky denver resident will be the proud owner of a bouncing baby UPS truck.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
tfw you upload a histogram to slack, feel like you beat a game on nightmare difficulty, crack open a cold one, jump up and down and hit your knee on your standing desk
iykyk
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
donāt sleep on the new billy woods album open.spotify.com/album/3Voā¦
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
one of these days i will finally learn my lesson: aws is incompatible with _
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
i just named my earpods āear hairā ama
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread doing this in the vertex shader was harder than i thought it would be.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@help this is certainly a can of worms, but would it be possible to make a long post here and turn it into a thread when cross posting to mastodon and twitter? maybe if there was a standard separator?
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover these are beautiful photos Sam. I can just imagine the color temperature changing during the sunset. Would you recommend always hiring a guide?
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@warner it is fine :) there was a fire closer to it earlier this year, but the first responders here are getting pretty good at this š
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread anyway, a very helpful service when you wake up and smell smoke but thereās nothing on twitter or in the news about nearby fires. helped me calm some nerves this morning. hope yāall front range peeps stocked up on air filters.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread looks like the smoke visible now in CO is likely from a fire north of Flagstaff AZ. if you turn the "fire detections" layer on, there are a couple dots northwest of Aspen. grain of salt with that layer, though.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover cool stuff :)
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover love these.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover @odd timeless looks both.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover cool!
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@ohBananaJoe thanks for the kind words :)
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread this is not original or particularly difficult but it is a throwback to win 3.1 and it was fun to make thisisreal.net/served/ou...
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread looks like this is a nothingburgerāa combination of changing reporting methods and adding 2.4 million test results to their data in order to facilitate that methodology change. weāll have to wait a little longer to see any changes after rescinding the mask mandate.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread okay, digging into this some more, i can understand why theyād want to move away from their previous method of reporting www.msn.com/en-us/mon...
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread a short news story on the changeāāhealth leaders say itās how they track other diseases, like the fluāā¦have you ever taken an at-home flu test? š¤ ktiv.com/2021/02/1...
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread fwiw, NPR added a disclaimer about the ādata irregularityā after i posted my tweet yesterday š. still, the timing feels really sus. NYT has somehow updated their numbers and are not reporting a giant spike.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@whlteXbread hmmm, looks like iowa decided to change their reporting method, causing an artificial spike. so those numbers werenāt correct. the timing sure is fishy github.com/CSSEGISan...
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@jw unless they have ion cannons
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@jw you must unfortunately be losing your mindāTIE fighters always shoot green bolts
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@khurtwilliams was it good
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@khurtwilliams always.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@cliffordbeshers great photo.
Andrew Catellier
@whlteXbread
@samgrover get out of there cat