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Someone once described me as “aggressively kind.”

@jarrod big ups to the cast and crew.

@anniegreens “I’d like to thank Annie for helping me turn my life around and invest more time into watching awards ceremonies.

Bye.”

No. Get fucked lol

Let me sleep, you dumb idiot!

I don’t even fucking watch the Oscars!!!

And then sometimes you can’t sleep because your mind refuses to think of anything except an acceptance speech for an Oscar you haven’t won for a screenplay you haven’t written.

@latte know your limits. (It’s so, so good, but also stay away!)

@starbreaker @matt so we’re rolling similar energies. 🙃

Got an offer to place a banner on my website.

Big thanks to @matt for giving me the confidence I need to advocate for my actual worth.

Subject: Re: Collaboration Opportunity: Banner Place...

Sara, I'm very sorry to say that your offer of $15 is well below my typical rate of $1,000,000.

I politely decline this collaboration opportunity.
Best of luck in your future endeavors.

I miss bouldering.

@boateng goddamn, what an episode.

@matt Wild timing. Literally just chuckled to myself while looking at your site. Like, less than five minutes ago.

Don’t be alarmed, but if you interact with me on here, I am going to look at your website.

@jedda let’s just stare at the wall.

The way all thoughts evacuated my brain, only to be replaced with a voice endlessly screaming: “FUCK. OFF.”

https://www.404media.co/nanowrimo-ai-policy-classist-ableist/

@riewarden I haven’t even heard of h-cards. 😂

I just read a lot about the IndieWeb, and while I recognized all the words, I could not deduce any meaning from them. So I am just going to go play with some string in a corner.

@Prma the cookies must be delicious or I do not care!

Made some important updates to my website's footer.

Last four watched:

Letterboxd diary with review scores:

Trap - 2 stars
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - 4 stars
Love Lies Bleeding - 4 stars
Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves - 3 stars

@king you bet! Hope it works out for her!

@reckless1280 Okay. How much to sponsor the Lightning Round?

Since rebuilding my site from scratch, I needed to find a new way to sell my photographs that wasn't Squarespace. The obvious option seemed like expanding my Ko-fi page and use their store feature, so I went with the obvious option.

https://ko-fi.com/gkeenan/shop

I'm currently selling four of my favorite photographs as limited edition prints.

My fellow Americans: I am standing inside of a Buc-ee’s for the first time in my life.

It is intense.

There is nothing in the world I want to see less than whatever stupid shit AI generates.

👀 Hello, you’re here because you compared AI image editing to Photoshop - The Verge (https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/26/24228808/ai-image-editing-photoshop-comparison-argument).

If I never finish this essay it dies with me and I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. https://gkeenan.co/avgb/i-am-having-a-really-hard-time/

This is extremely sweet. If I could afford to, I would’ve considered it! There’s a part of me that would’ve love to have given a talk (what that talk would’ve been is anyone’s guess but hey!)

Maybe next year. ;)
https://sunny.garden/@kayserifserif/113025971028738891

🎶 Listening to ▶︎ After 1989: A Trip To Freedom | Minutes to Midnight (https://minutestomidnight.bandcamp.com/album/after-1989-a-trip-to-freedom).

Love it.

I should’ve brought my stupid computer on this dumb trip.

Another selfie sorry.

It me. I’m in front of a mirror, but the only indication of that is the fact that you can see me holding my phone down at chest level. I’m staring at the lens. My head is shaved. I have a mustache and little tuft of facial hair underneath my lower lip. My chin is stubbly with silver peppered in the dark hair. I’m wearing a pink linen button up with the top buttons open, revealing a cheeky amount of chest hair. My facial expression is mostly neutral, and the lighting is harsh on the right side, creating a stark shadow on the left.

@vae 👋🏻 your website is rad. Nice to see yet another person jump on the 11ty train.

Back on my bullshit in Chicago.

Self portrait. I’m wearing a black army cap, pink shirt, and glasses. I have a mustache and a little patch of fuzzy beard under my bottom lip. I’m holding an iPhone in front of a mirror and staring beyond the lens of the camera. My face is bisected by the curved mirror, refracting in a way that makes it look like it is splitting in two.

Finally listening to "BRAT" and holy shit.