(глядя на часы) Почему Tim Pool просто не укусит ядовитый зуб?
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch My Least Favorite Martian
TODAY IN HISTORY: Hitler killed by Blaine Capatch, inventor of the time machine and billionaire frontman of The Beatles (1945)
why is it called WebMD and not Bing the Pain
wearing an albino snake to the coffee shop after Labor Day is so gauche
please, Auto-Correct was my farther's numb. call me Autozone-Coronavirus
Russia, if you're listening, like and subscribe
Final Draft recognizes GoBots but not Gobots, somebody over there is a fuckin nerd
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Howard the Turducken
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Reacher? more like PUNCHER hold for applause
i just made Blazing Saddles today SUCK IT
FIRE BAD
are Liquid Plumr and Janitor in a Drum friends outside the MCU
Edith Bunker's maiden name was Zapf
Post a meme made by you
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when i was 15 i wrote an episode of Battlestar Galactica where they found Earth in the 25th century and Buck Rogers helped them defeat the Cylons, typed on onionskin
i figured it was a no-brainer twofer for Glen A. Larson
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a lot of questions about my no shoes and no service have already been answered by my no shirt
whenever you see a Cybertruck just remember the guy driving it could really use that money right now
if you think Mos Eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villainy then you've never been to Lake Havasu
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jay-Z and the Pussycats
Video Killed the Radio Star, Then Turned the Gun On Itself
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Bouncy White Castle
coworker: i gotta get home my dog is in a crate
me: crating a dog all day is kind of cruel
coworker: yeah but if i don't crate him he'll get on the couch
me: why don't you crate your couch
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here