Blaine? Paul Simon and Sting are here, they said they wanted to talk you to about some funny lists
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
i'm sorry this has never happened to me before you're just so comfortable
Peabo Bryson's real name: Peab O'Bryson
if you can name my favorite composer i’ll put you on the guessed Liszt
don't forget to set your clocks back
all my Skrillexes live in Skrilltexas
living in this country is like being awake on the table
just used some remote control vibrating anal beads to win a hot dog eating contest
if today is Friday then this is tonight
me: i'll have a Coke
waiter: we don't have Coke, we have a locally made natural cola, is that okay?
me: no
i am on this show
(Jerry Lewis voice) A Quiet Place DAY ONE
so it DID happen
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in the future everybody will be the voice of their generation for fifteen minutes
Me Ishmael
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Mayochup gets called in to identify a body... HIS! On an all-new MAYOCHUP!
(Fred Schneider voice) shake it like a Polaroid PICTURE
listen all y'all, it's a
(Tommy Tutone voice) 1-877 Kars4Kids
Ingénieur: Voudriez-vous finir de mâcher et d'avaler cette bouchée de chips avant de commencer l'enregistrement
Serge Gainsbourg: Non
if today is Saturday then this is tonight
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wearing my wife's underwear just to feel something, anything
If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it free in Van Nuys
Ferrero Rocher is the only candy that wears lingerie