Me, anytime someone tries to share their celebrity/media crush with me:
I'mma keep it real with you, dog. I simply do not find non-fat people attractive.
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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and… 
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miss having an 18+ outlet on here where i can post shit like “babe are you okay? you’ve barely… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
REMINDER TO CHECK YOUR BALLS 
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athousandgateaux.tumblr.comML’s use “reactionary” to mean “ideological position I disagree with” (or, when they’re being more… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
I think we need to gatekeep political alignments as personal identities because some of you … are… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
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yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men’s tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
Where’s that map that shows how fragmented the West Bank really is by Israeli settlements? Because I… 
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my job on the leftist commune is quality control to ensure that all the pride-themed dragon pins… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
There are ZERO body parts that are inherently bad or dangerous or good or anything. They’re body… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
its okay to be fat! unless you are on purpose. unless you’ve never tried dieting before. unless… 
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Didn’t reblog that one “wait you guys actually use chatgpt” post but the one reply where someone… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com
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leftists on the internet learned the word ecofascism and immediately started applying it to any form… athousandgateaux.tumblr.com